"Not a queen. A Khaleesi."
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”
Phases of a period
- Why am I so horny
- ouch it hurts so bad
- cuddle me to make it better
- i think my uterus is eating itself
- blood, so much blood
- let’s bone
THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT
Perfect. I hate Nash Grier. So much. So. So. So much.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
I can’t express enough my love for this.
OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.
Where’s Olaf’s nose?
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.